Before the 2008 football season kicked off, Brandon, SchoonerPhil, and CapitolSooner had the idea to start a blog about our beloved Sooners. We had a lot to be excited for in 2008-2009. Sam and the boys on the field, and Blake and the crew on the hardwood.
Things got off to a ferocious start after kickoff, for both the Soonerdudes and Sam. We had to slow our pace, because at the rate we were posting along with the rate Sam was lobbing TDs, the Sooner Nation would have had an overload. We found the perfect balance and maintained a steady stream of post throughout the season until one mid-November weekend.
It was this weekend that both the football season became extremely intense at the same time that Blake and the crew took to the hardwood.
We didn’t know what to do. Ultimately, just like most of Sooner Nation our focus for the time being was all about Sam. We knew there would be plenty of time to watch Blake Griffin dominate, but Sam was doing something special. What we didn’t know was on that fateful mid-November weekend a Sooner Dude would go missing from the blogosphere…
CapitolSooner disappeared, much to our shock. We called, wrote, and facebook stalked everyday, and he would only gives us one defense: “Sorry guys, I’ve been real busy.”
I became very weary, and really wanted to get to the bottom of what was going on with my fellow Sooner Dude.
This is what I knew about CapitolSooner and the situation. He came from basketball roots (undergrad at Duke), he was always stealing things from Brandon (his opponent in every sporting competition growing up), he would only give us one defense as to where he was, and he quit blogging 3/4 of the way through the football season.
I initially thought maybe he was so “busy” focusing on the Sooners basketball season, he didn’t have time to write a post for the blog. I ran with the idea. And I ended up running in the right direction…
Let me ask you what I asked myself:
“Who in the Sooners basketball family came from basketball roots?”
Well, everyone.
“Who in the Sooners basketball family steals alot?”
Well, the guards maybe? Willie, AJ, or TC? I know Willie tried to steal AJ’s girl….
“Who in the Sooners basketball family only gives us defense?”
Hmmm. Cade Davis? TC? Patillo?
“Who in the Sooners basketball family quit playing 3/4 through the season?
(Light bulb!) Tony Crocker was blogging with us the entire time!
It made perfect sense. CapitolSooner has; basketball roots (undergrad at Duke), he is always stealing things from Brandon (his opponent), he only gives us a defensive answer, and he quit blogging 3/4 way through the season. And, Tony; has been playing basketball his entire life, he is always stealing the ball from the opponents, he only give us defense, and he quit playing 3/4 of the way through the season.
I solved it. Case closed.
Now all that is left to do is hope that Tony Crocker, aka CapitolSooner, will show up in all aspects of his game.
BOOMER SOONER
beat ‘Cuse.
p.s. TC, I love you baby, keep doing what you are doing.
p.s.s. CapitolSooner, come on now. Does have to come to this?
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