Jean shorts, affectionately known as jorts, are first-ballot inductees in the game day fashion hall of shame, rightfully placed among male tanktops, socks-with-sandals and the mullet.

Lost on Florida Gator fans is a certain amount of class and sophistication customary for Saturdays in the Southeastern Conference — unlike Alabama, who’s patriarchal former head coach Paul “Bear” Bryant passed on the timeless Houndstooth Hat.  Or Ole Miss, whose patriarch may just be J. Crew himself.

While Gator Nation has quickly dismissed jorts allegations via YouTube comments and Internet message boards, the question emerges:  Is it better to stay at home and let people think you wear jorts, or to show up in Miami and remove all doubt?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Jort Report — a compilation of all the Gator jorts I could photograph before risking a Gator chomp to the brain.